nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

skarchomp:

When you and your friend pull off a sick burn

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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this